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Dude Two and I discuss the possibility of decency legislation based on Jodi Foster in "The Accused": [22:19] Dude One: completely unrelated [22:19] Dude One: Jodi Foster "The Accused" should NEVER [22:19] Dude One: EVER [22:20] Dude One: come on TV [22:20] Dude One: period [22:20] Dude Two: no, it shouldn't ever be played [22:20] Dude Two: like they should take all copies of that, Nell, and Contact and destroy them [22:20] Dude Two: for the good of humanity [22:21] Dude One: i think that all convicted rapists should have a mandatory sentence of 10 years [22:21] Dude One: and every day, they need to watch that movie [22:21] Dude One: for 10 fucking years [22:21] Dude Two: that would be a totally great punishment [22:21] Dude One: lets do the math on that [22:22] Dude Two: 3650 viewings [22:22] Dude Two: of the accused [22:22] Dude One: nope... [22:22] Dude One: 9000 [22:22] Dude Two: umm last I checked [22:22] Dude Two: there were 365 days in a year [22:22] Dude One: wait [22:22] Dude One: you're right [22:22] Dude Two: 10 years [22:22] Dude One: im drunk [22:22] Dude Two: 10 x 365 [22:23] Dude Two: 3650 [22:23] Dude One: i made them watch it 7 times per day [22:23] Dude One: oops [22:23] Dude Two: a 900 day year would be really nice though [22:23] Dude One: im a bad warden [22:23] Dude Two: I think they have those on like Saturn [22:23] Dude Two: wait [22:23] Dude Two: maybe the prison is on Saturn? [22:24] Dude Two: maybe you put rapists in a prison on Saturn
[22:24] Dude Two: and make them serve their sentence in Saturn years [22:24] Dude One: you know what... [22:24] Dude One: when they get out [22:24] Dude One: they have to drive a saturn [22:25] Dude Two: oh wait- that's way harsh [22:25] Dude Two: a Saturn year is 10767.5 days [22:25] Dude One: and theres an in-car movie player [22:25] Dude Two: so that's an asston of watching the accused [22:25] Dude One: which starts looping the accused at random points in the movie whenever the car is started [22:26] Dude One: my objective is to make people think before raping [22:26] Dude One: "ok if i do this.. .theres a strong possibility that i could end up watching the most disturbing movie ever, for the rest of my life, even while im doing the most annoying thing ever, which is driving [22:26] Dude Two: I think the closest we are going to get is a penal colony on Mars [22:27] Dude Two: 687 days in a year [22:27] Dude One: huhhuh you said penal [22:27] Dude Two: which is 6870 viewings of the accused [22:27] Dude Two: which is a whole lot [22:27] Dude Two: oh! maybe after "the accused" they have to watch "I spit on your grave" [22:29] Dude Two: but if you had to watch "I Spit on your Grave" 6870 times you would never rape anyone again ever. [22:29] Dude One: bwahahahaha. Consider it done. I’m hiring a lobbyist. |
