Laymer Dickinass of rural Kentucky, pictured here for his fourth mugshot of 2007 can be seen sporting several new tattoos. The first and most noticeable is the inscription on his forehead which reads "Skin Head." This serves to remind Laymer of his primary role in life, which is to be a douchebag.

Next, we notice a tattoo of Adolf Hitler on his chest, which (reportedly) turns into a picture of a sailboat when you stare at it long enough.

Finally, near the base of the neck, what appears to be the words "honor" and "doody" appear, telling us that this is a man who respects, and looks up to feces as a role model.  

There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is OJ Simpson - otherwise known as "Slice Basher" on the hit TV series "Law and Order." "The Juice" recently admitted  that his activities involving guns, money, and hurting people are only in an effort to bolster ratings for when the new season starts airing. 

Slice's character will bring a unique twist to the show, offering the sage advice that one can only glean from being a former NFL allstar, accused murderer, and avid golfer.  

The man to the right of Slice in the above photo - Harry Bolsackian will play the role of "Sheriff McGrumpymullet."