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Written by The Secret Squid!
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Thursday, 05 April 2007 |
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WASHINGTON DC--This morning the CIA unveiled a plot by communist China to replace all freedom loving American kitty cats with communist sleeper cell kittens. The plot began with China sending toxic wheat gluten to be mixed with American brand cat foods. Once all the American cats were dead, China planned to send replacement kittens as a "good will gift". These new super kittens bred in the top secret labs deep below the mountains of occupied Tibet would spy on the American people and report back to China while the pet owners were distracted by American Idol broadcast. "We have uncovered and stopped Operation Mao," said Henry J. Doublechin of the Central Intelligence Agency. |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 09 April 2007 )
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Written by The Secret Squid!
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Saturday, 31 March 2007 |
A New York art gallery has canceled the exhibition of a chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, not because angry Roman Catholic leaders protested, but because a small four year old girl bit the head off the chocolate Jesus. "The chocolate Jesus wasn't really meant to be eaten," said James Knowles, president of the Roger Smith Hotel housing the gallery, "It was an art piece." The Easter-season exhibit of a life-size chocolate piece of art representing Jesus Christ, which was scheduled to open on Monday, has been called off after causing controversy among the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights who called for a boycott. "Our Lord and Savior was not a tasty treat and certainly was not chocolate colored." said Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights. "Maybe if they had made him out of white chocolate it would be okay." When asked to make a statement the young girl said only, "Chocy-Yum!" and then offered to share the rest of Jesus with her daddy.
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 31 March 2007 )
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Written by The Secret Squid!
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Wednesday, 28 March 2007 |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 28 March 2007 )
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