"*Gurgle Gurgle Choke Gulp*. I am here to adamnounce that I will be running for president in 2008! Also, I think its obvious due to my mere existence, that Anne is, as many of you suspected,  a man. Penis, nuts and I are getting together this afternoon to discuss the possibilty of having them become the VP nominee in the very first ever trilogy to do so.", announced Ann Coulter's adams apple at a press conference earlier this week. 

The apple's announcement  caught many Republicans who know  both Anne and the apple offguard.

In a show of solidarity, and a general "my party" attitiude, Bob Corker (R) (TN) had the following to say:

"Dude, I totally thought the republican party was going to nominate a woman as a general consensus answer to the Hillary thing. I'm kind of blown back by the adam's apple thing, but must emphasize  that I fully support this decision going forward."