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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 12 February 2007 |
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 You think your kid is hard? Your kid is a pussy. Other kids in other countries are toting autos around and wasting dudes right now.
This girl used to have a doll. Now she's got a galil. She could probably kick your ass in hand to hand as well. Jesus... this is kind of fucked up. I'm sure that it's not as bad as the mainstream media would allow you to believe, but certainly this girl can't be more than 8 or 9 years old. For instance - I'm sure that not every youngster in these various war-torn countries has an automatic weapon, but I think it's blatantly clear that Liberia is not this year's hot vacation spot. How hard would it suck to get killed by an 8 year old? I'm sorry, but that's just downright embarrassing. Note to self: from now on, if a little girl points an automatic weapon at me, i'm going to kick her ass. Not because I like kicking ass all that much, or that I don't like little girls, but shit... i'm not going to get blown away by one. Heed my warning small children of earth. If I catch you pointing a gun at me, you can at bare minimum expect a good punch in the face.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 21 February 2007 )
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Contributed by Bob McPherson
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Wednesday, 07 February 2007 |
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A proposal which Senator John McCain is planning on introducing requires ISPs to notify the federal government any time they see an image which might be considered kiddie porn - this bill includes "cartoons." No, I'm not joking, the bill actually references "cartoons." For instance, under this new legislation, with the addtion of the image below, someone would be considered a child pornographer. What's unclear is whether it would be thetopic staff, or Jenny.  Mind you, little Jenny is only 8, so she's not a very good illustrator, and she seems to have an over inflated sense of self worth in the chest region. But what if this were a real cry for help? Jenny is an avid blogger, and according to the new legislation, her method of communication would be considered illegal, and John McCain would throw her ass in the brig. John McCain, the smiley go lucky old-school republican from Arizona is not as cool as you think he is. John McCain hates children and can't wait for Wednesdays at the senate luncheons, where as we all know, Dick Cheney prepares baby head soup. In defense of Cheney, he does serve the soup -in- the baby skull, so everyone gets a commemorative item at the end of the meal.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 13 February 2007 )
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Contributed by Bob McPherson
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Tuesday, 06 February 2007 |
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Lisa Marie Nowak, known by her fellow astronauts as "quite the thruster," posted bail today on charges that she planned to kidnap Colleen Shipman, a fellow astronaut who was in a relationship with shuttle pilot Bill Oeflein. Bill, you silly bastard! Banging two astronaut chicks at the same time? How could you not know that one of them was going to stuff the other one in a trunk and try to kill her? Wake up man. My understanding is that astronaut chicks have to be in tip top shape, so I must at least commend Bill on his fine selection of hoes. Good job Billy boy. As it turns out, Nowak got a free gps out of the deal. Unfortunately, she has to wear it around her ankle. The best part about this, is that in order to execute the kidnapping, Lisa DROVE 1000 miles from Houston to Orlando, and in order to not have to take a bathroom break, she wore a DIAPER. Two thumbs up to you Lisa. You're so committed that you simply shit yourself.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 09 February 2007 )
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