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Contributed by Jesus McBuddhallama
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Friday, 02 February 2007 |
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 There really isn't a whole lot that's funny about global warming, which is why I photoshopped a Hasidic Jew blowtorching the shit out of earth. I did this just for you. I hope you enjoy it.
I really didn't believe the concept that global warming could be depleting various layers of our atmosphere until Donald Trump's most recent appearance on television to defend his placement of the American flag. He sure is awfully red these days. I thought maybe he had been out and about on the globe, warming himself in the sun, but the more I think about it...its probably just the booze. Anyhow, global warming has severely affected me personally. First and foremost, I've had to buy a swamp cooler for my third floor. Can someone tell me who's responsible for global warming? They owe me 2 fucking grand for that swamp cooler. Maybe i'll talk to the league of Hasidic bakers. |
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Contributed by Jesus McBuddhallama
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Friday, 29 December 2006 |
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The Versace family announced today, that for its -extremely- limited winter line, Saddam Hussein would be modelling the male apparel. "It has always been dream of mine to do runway walk. Naomi Campbell, I'm going to eat out your heart!" Saddam's press advidors later informed him that the term is "eat your heart out," to which he responded "I like my way better." |
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Last Updated ( Friday, 09 February 2007 )
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Contributed by Bob McPherson
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Monday, 20 November 2006 |
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 As fire rained in the background, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes smiled for the camera, sort of.
"Xemu showing up was quite a surprise. The whole volcano thing was apparently BS. He said he's just been 'hanging out in Mexico '", remarked Cruise. Katie added: "OMG, like, i've liked Tom since I was 12, and now we're going to be together like forever! I so totally can't wait to see him naked!" The couple's marriage highlights the celebrity marriage mandate act, which explicitly states "one celebrity may only marry another celebrity, with the exception of the rare case in which that celebrity is confirmed royalty (see: "Prince Charles"), or that celebrity it iggy pop, and too ugly to realistically marry another celebrity. The couple announced that they intend on celebrating their marriage on the island of tihsllub noigiler, in the country of xat ffoetirw.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 18 April 2007 )
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