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Sunday, 05 November 2006 |
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 "Before you are sentence me to hang, I have last request. I want one nutter butter! Not two, just one."
Strange words from the ex Iraqi president who was in the process of being sentenced to death. He added: "You are so dumb America. You don't even know that 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' was an Iraqi rock band. Yes, of course we hide them from you, we view Iraq as being independent label, and did not want for to sell out like your silly 'Green Day' or 'Metallica' ! You will never find weapons, because we move them to secret studio in Syria." |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 November 2006 )
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Contributed by Bob McPherson
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Friday, 03 November 2006 |
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 Reverend Ted Haggard resigned from the National Association of Evangelicals today after a male prostitute accused him of paying for sex for the last 3 years.
He also announced that he is founding a new church organization called "Focus On The Fanny," where the primary member audience will be priests who intend on coming out.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 03 November 2006 )
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Contributed by Bob McPherson
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Thursday, 02 November 2006 |
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 In a recent interview with someone's journal, CNN was able to determine that the Iraqi army lacks discipline. This may be because the US began the war in Iraq by completely dessimating the original Iraqi army, and then calling that "the republican guard," and renaming the completely untrained, untalented free for all that's there now "The Iraqi Army." One Iraqi troop commented "maybe we would like Army if we actually got uniform? This is my best sweater made by grandmother. It is inappropriate for making war." |
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