Seriously. This geriatric is so angry about his holiday dolls getting stolen that he has threatened to hospitalize kids--- over the Internet, proving once and for all that the Internet is helping to cause less highway deaths from irate seniors driving while angry.
To the 4 pieces of Crap that stole the inflatable Pumpkin from our house, you KNOW I saw you. REMEMBER, we HAVE THE RIGHT to PROTECT OUR PROPERTY! We WILL be prepared for you the next time. You have stolen 2 Christmas Inflatables, 1 Easter inflatable and now our Halloween inflatable pumpkin. We bought those with our own hard earned money. You wouldn't know what that is. You get your $ from stealing things that don't belong to you and selling them. You have such a rough job.You slither out of the darkness and STEAL! We decorate for our Grandson and the Elderly people in our mobile home park. You WILL NOT be taking anything else from us. We are ALL prepared and ready for you. Be prepared to leave our residences injured or by ambulance. We are tired of you stealing from us and are NOT going to take it ANYMORE! This is the ONLY warning you will be receiving. We know what you drive and what you look like. We're DONE!
- Location: Riverside Villa Mobile Home Park
- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
And finally, you can get that deep down creepy yuppie feeling thats been lingering in your gut all the way up to your mouth when you buy a bag of Boston Baked Beans for only $7.00.
