--A super duper rich white guy has no idea that everyone thinks he is a giant douchebag. The rich guy in question thinks it was pretty cool of him to breed with a woman that is the same age as his daughter, but everyone was pretty much just grossed out by the whole thing. The big loud rich guy can afford to eat in the finest restaurants but he feverishly endorses the worst pizza on Earth. In his defense, his hair makes most of the major decisions in his life.