"Despite all his imperfections, paranoia, anti-Semitic diatribes, expressing support for the 11 September 2001 attacks in New York, and generally being a complete asshole,  we're so hung up on his ability to play a game that we're willing to publicly suck Fischer's cock now that  he's dead. We even made a tribute video." said a spokesperson for the Internet Chess Club.

The video opens up with ViswaNatahan Anand saying "For the most part, I prefer to remember him in 1972, just sort of freeze him them, sort of like Marylin Monroe...there's no point in thinking about what she would be like when she's 60, just sort of leave it like that."

Anand may be surprised to hear that Fischer is now not only banned from playing chess, but is the prime attraction at "The Cock-A-Doodle-Dont", Hell's premiere gay Jewish night club. His punishment is that he is condemned for eternity to the main stage wearing a crotchless rooster outfit. Adolf Hitler will be sporting a similar chicken outfit, and will accompany Fischer musically, being forced to play "Od Y'shama" on the piano using only his testicles. The act is expected to draw serious crowds.