China announced today that it would be raising the corpse of Bruce Lee to fight the local franchise of Starbucks that has sprung up in Bejing's forbidden city.

"Starbucks must move out of the imperial palace immediately, and it can no longer be allowed to taint China's national culture," said Jiang Hongbin, who represents the northeastern province of Heilongjiang at the National People's Congress (NPC). "Bruce Lee is coming to whoop ass, and he isn't taking frappaciNO as an answer!"

When questioned about the drastic move, the zombie corpse of Bruce Lee answered "mmmmmmmm.... braaainsss"