Lisa Marie Nowak, known by her fellow astronauts as "quite the thruster," posted bail today on charges that she planned to kidnap Colleen Shipman, a fellow astronaut who was in a relationship with shuttle pilot Bill Oeflein. 

 Bill, you silly bastard! Banging two astronaut chicks at the same time? How could you not know that one of them was going to stuff the other one in a trunk and try to kill her? Wake up man.

My understanding is that astronaut chicks have to be in tip top shape, so I must at least commend Bill on his fine selection of hoes. Good job Billy boy.

 As it turns out, Nowak got a free gps out of the deal. Unfortunately, she has to wear it around her ankle.

The best part about this, is that in order to execute the kidnapping, Lisa DROVE 1000 miles from Houston to Orlando, and in order to not have to take a bathroom break, she wore a DIAPER.

Two thumbs up to you Lisa. You're so committed that you simply shit yourself.